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Friday 19 August 2005
Dressing like a suicide bomber
Becoming increasing obsessed with shape and colour. Bought some vividly coloured anti-drink spiking things the other week from Tescos, primarily because they looked funky and i'd never seen them before.
Definitely getting far too much enjoyment out of just looking at them, moving them around occasionally etc. Small things amuse small minds.
Just written to Sony Ericsson customer services complaining about the absence of the following words from the predictive text dictionary:
amusingly, arpeggio, arpeggios, bagels, basil, bastard, bender, bitch, bodger, bong, bonnie, broadband, buxton, camden, centric, chavs, cheeky, cinematic, claustrophobic, clit, cock, concealer, condiments, coriander, courgette, courtney, crap, crappy, cunt, damien, dewsbury, didsbury, dildo, dodgy, doncaster, duvet, ecuadorian, edale, eels, etcetera, euston, extractor, fantasizing, feck, fecker, fecking, flirty, frankie, fuck, fucked, fucker, fucking, fungal, geeky, germaine, glastonbury, hammersmith, harlem, harrogate, heathrow, henge, hippy, hiya, hydrochloride, ibiza, ibuprofen, illusive, infeasibly, ipod, istanbul, joggers, kathryn, katy, ketamine, lame, libran, lizzy, malton, malvern, meningitis, montage, montauk, mumps, munchies, nachos, naomi, notifiable, nutmeg, nutter, otter, ouch, paracetamol, participle, phallic, phat, piccadilly, piss, pissed, pissing, poppleton, postcode, pretzels, prostheses, prozac, pseudoephedrine, psychotropic, puking, pussy, remix, repossessed, rhubarb, rinsing, rounder, salvia, scarily, schelling, scunthorpe, sealant, selby, sesame, sheffield, shit, slaithwaite, sluts, spliff, starbucks, stockport, tinnitus, tits, toke, townie, tramadol, tuple, uninspiring, valentine, virgo, wendy, whitby, whore, whores and woodstock.